Josephine Edith Bellis came into our lives unexpectedly. April 2019, I went to a drs appointment to refill my Prozac and came out with a baby. Not what I had ordered but I guess what the doctor had? Fast forward to November and after a grueling 36 hours of labor, a 7lb 4oz, 19.5 inch goo-covered alien was plopped on my chest. November 21st at 11:55pm I became a mom. Lord help us all.